"Life’s too short. Don’t be a c*nt!" Slate Coaster

YOSSO LTD

£5

Tired of sugarcoating? So are we. This rugged slate coaster says what we’re all thinking — “Life’s too short. Don’t be a cnt!” Crafted from natural slate with a rustic edge, this coaster isn’t just for holding drinks — it’s for holding people accountable. Whether it’s for your home, office, man cave, or as a brutally honest gift, this little square of truth makes a loud (and hilarious) statement. Perfect for those who love edgy humour and straight talk — or need a gentle reminder to behave. Material: Made from high-quality, natural slate Size: Approx. 10cm x 10cm x 1 cm Design: Laser-engraved

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UK company
Registered at Companies House as YOSSO LTD, number SC829871. Checked 2026-08-29.
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UK operations
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British-owned
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Where it is made
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