"I Survived Another F*ing Day" Slate Coaster

YOSSO LTD

£5

If sarcasm is your love language and coffee is your coping mechanism, this one’s for you. Our "I Survived Another F*ing Day" slate coaster** says what we’re all thinking — with a side of skeleton sass and a steaming cup of survival juice. Laser engraved on natural black slate, this coaster is as tough as your week has been and just as honest. Whether you’re buying it for yourself (because same ) or gifting it to a fellow caffeine-fuelled warrior, it’s guaranteed to raise a smirk and save your table from spills. Material: Natural black slate Size: Approx.10cm x 10cm x 1cm Design: Laser-engraved

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UK company
Registered at Companies House as YOSSO LTD, number SC829871. Checked 2026-08-29.
Means the business is a British legal entity, not a British-sounding name owned elsewhere. It says nothing about where anything is made.
UK operations
Not yet checked.
Means people employed here, or premises they actually work from. We keep this separate from the company badge because a registered office can be an accountant's spare room, and a company can be registered in Britain while everything it does happens somewhere else. Where we have not looked, we say so rather than assuming.
British-owned
Not established. Many companies file a statement rather than naming a controlling shareholder.
Read from the register of people with significant control, following the chain of holding companies. It does not gate anything: a firm can be made here and owned elsewhere, and that is worth telling you rather than hiding.
Where it is made
The maker doesn't say, so neither do we.
This is about the individual product, not the company. A British firm can sell things made abroad, which is normal and not a criticism. We would rather tell you which is which than average them into a score.