Bernard Rogers

UNIQUE BEASTS LTD

£80

Bernard Rogers was a small ceramic banana of remarkable self-importance. His glossy yellow glaze gleamed even in the faintest light, and his golden nose, eyes, and mouth shone with an expression that hovered somewhere between smugness and surprise. He lived in a fruit bowl on the kitchen counter of Mrs. Butterworth’s Bed Breakfast—a cheerful place where everything smelled faintly of toast and marmalade. Bernard shared the bowl with several impostors: an apple that was actually real (how vulgar), a pair of wooden pears, and a lime made of rubber. He thought of himself as the sophisticated one,

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UK company
Registered at Companies House as UNIQUE BEASTS LTD, number 16340203. Checked 2026-08-29.
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