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Smokey Baconnaise AKA Tubbinaise AKA Liquid Crack Mayo

Smokey Baconnaise AKA Tubbinaise AKA Liquid Crack Mayo

Tubby Tom's

£9.95

IF U KNOW, U KNOW. OUR VERY OWN BACONNAISE, IT'S RAD. PEOPLE WENT NUTS FOR THIS IN TUBB CLUB, IT'S LIKE THE TASTIEST BEST MAYO YOU'VE EVER HAD. IT'S A NEW CUPBOARD STAPLE AND ALL OF TUBBY CREW HAVE IT AT ALL TIMES. THEY GO THRU LITRES OF THE STUFF LIKE IT'S THIN AIR. PLEASE BUY IT SO WE DON'T FOLD AS A COMPANY CUZ IT'S HARD FOR US NOT TO EAT IT ALL. ITS SMOKEY BACON FLAVOURED BUT SORT OF JUST TASTES LIKE TUBBINAISE. IT'S HARD TO DESCRIBE. ANYWAY IT'S ALSO VEGAN, ZERO EGGS USED. JUST PURE JOY AND MAX PLEASURE. THANKS 4 READING. CONTAINS MUSTARD!

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