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King of the Porcelain Throne Socks - Large

King of the Porcelain Throne Socks - Large

SOCKTOPUS LIMITED

£11.99

Are you the King of the Porcelain Throne? Can you spends hours in the toilet doing sweet FA? Well if you like to take your time over your most important business then these King of The Porcelain Throne Socks are perfect for you. Designed by Texas sock brand Groovy Things Co. these socks will keep your feet warm while you while away the hours in the smallest room of the house. The perfect sock gift for dads who like to hog the bowl! Crafted from the perfect bend of combed cotton, nylon and polyester these socks are high quality and super fun. #FUNFORYOURFEET And don't forget, if you spend £20,

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