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I Would Rather Fuck You Under The Mistletoe Card

I Would Rather Fuck You Under The Mistletoe Card

Silly Sentiments

£4.99

Are you tired of kissing under the mistletoe? would you rather Fuck under the mistletoe instead? Send your Girlfriend or Boyfriend this hilarious and rude Christmas Card. You could even send it your husband or wife, depending how naughty you are

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