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Knock Off Mascots

Knock Off Mascots

Rowan, Rook and Decard

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Murder your way to the top and replace the official mascot after years of humiliation. YOU are an unofficial mascot for your football team. You wear an oversized costume that your mum made for you, and you’ve earned what little fame you have with sweat, hard graft and sacrifice. For years now you’ve been in the shadow of the official mascot who’s got all the sweet gigs access to VIP parties, lucrative endorsement deals, and celebrity connections. What’s worse, they take every opportunity to rub your nose in it. You’ve had enough. You and your friends are going to murder them . THEN the club wi

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