BIRD CRIMES

Rowan, Rook and Decard

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Are YOU a bad enough dude to illegally import seven rare breed criminal parrots on a redeye passenger flight? Written in collaboration with Xalavier Nelson . Everyone knows that the funniest crime objectively is smuggling rare birds across borders, so we decided to dramatise the high-stakes world of parrot trafficking into an easy-to-run roleplaying game. In BIRD CRIMES you play a down-on-their-luck poacher who s been roped into illegally importing seven rare breed parrots (who are also criminals) aboard a redeye passenger jet from JFK to Heathrow, and the birds keep escaping, and at one point

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