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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Using My Hand but I’m Thinking of You”

Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Using My Hand but I’m Thinking of You”

Punk Cards

£3.99

A Valentine’s Day poem with a filthy twist — absolutely perfect for couples who love a laugh and aren’t afraid of a bit of rude humour. This outrageous card features the line: “Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand… but I'm thinking of you.” Ideal for partners with a naughty sense of humour, this card is printed on premium quality stock and includes a bright red envelope. Whether you’re sending it to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife, this card guarantees shock, laughter and a very memorable Valentine’s Day. Pure, unapologetic Punk Cards filth. ❤️

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