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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “Yes, I Have a Dirty Mind (And Right Now You’re… Naked)”

Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “Yes, I Have a Dirty Mind (And Right Now You’re… Naked)”

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£3.99

A cheeky Valentine’s Day card for anyone whose mind is always in the gutter — and proudly so. Featuring the bold message: “Yes, I have a dirty mind… and right now you’re… naked,” this card is perfect for couples who love naughty humour and a bit of playful mischief. Printed on premium quality card stock and paired with a bright red envelope, this hilarious Valentine’s card is ideal for partners, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands or wives who appreciate a card that’s as filthy as your inside jokes. Funny, flirty and unapologetically rude — classic Punk Cards.

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