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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You for Your Personality (But Your Cock Is a Bonus)

Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You for Your Personality (But Your Cock Is a Bonus)

Punk Cards

£3.99

Make them laugh AND blush this Valentine’s Day with this outrageously rude card. Featuring the bold message: “I love you for your personality… but your cock is a bonus” , this card is perfect for couples who don’t take things too seriously and love filthy humour. Printed on premium card stock and supplied with a vibrant red envelope, this cheeky Valentine’s card is ideal for partners, husbands, boyfriends or anyone who appreciates a no-filter sense of humour. Bold, funny and unapologetically naughty — pure Punk Cards.

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