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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You Despite Your Small Penis”

Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You Despite Your Small Penis”

Punk Cards

£3.99

A brutally honest and laugh-out-loud Valentine’s Day card for couples who love humour on the filthier side. Featuring the outrageous message: “I love you despite your small penis,” this card is guaranteed to get a reaction — laughter, shock, or both. Printed on premium card stock and paired with a bright red envelope, it’s the perfect cheeky Valentine’s card for boyfriends, husbands or partners who can take a joke (or at least pretend to). Rude, bold and unmistakably Punk Cards.

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