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Rude Birthday Card – What Do We Want? – Offensive Funny Adult Birthday Card

Rude Birthday Card – What Do We Want? – Offensive Funny Adult Birthday Card

Punk Cards

£3.99

What do we want? A cure for Tourette’s. When do we want it? C*nt! Happy Birthday! If subtle isn’t your thing, this brutally funny rude birthday card absolutely delivers. Bright pink background, bold yellow typography, and zero filter. It’s loud, shocking and guaranteed to get a reaction. Perfect for: Best mates with dark humour Siblings who live for savage banter Partners who appreciate zero politeness That friend who knows you don’t mean it (probably) Printed in the UK on premium 350gsm FSC-certified card stock, this adult birthday card is blank inside for your own equally inappropriate messa

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