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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Mad how one tiny sperm can create one

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Mad how one tiny sperm can create one

Punk Cards

£3.99

Add some humour and wisdom to your friend's birthday with this funny, rude cunt birthday card! Featuring an image of Buddha and bold white text, the card delivers a cheeky message with the caption, "Try not to be a Cunt." It's the perfect card for your female or male friend who loves a bit of rude humour and isn’t afraid to laugh at a witty, lighthearted insult. Whether for a close friend or someone who appreciates a humorous twist on mindfulness, this cunt card is sure to stand out and make them smile on their special day!

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