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Funny Rude Birthday Card – Mad how one tiny sperm can create

Funny Rude Birthday Card – Mad how one tiny sperm can create

Punk Cards

£3.99

Bring some cheeky humour to a friend’s birthday with this funny, rude cunt birthday card! Featuring a soft pink background and an image of a single sperm swimming, the card adds a playful twist with bold white text that reads, "Mad how one tiny sperm can create one massive cunt.” It's the perfect card for your male or female friend who loves a good laugh and isn’t afraid of a bit of irreverence. Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of sarcastic humour, this cunt card will definitely stand out and make their birthday extra fun!

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