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Funny VAR Christmas Card – “Confirmed: You’re Getting Socks Again!” – Football Joke Xmas Card

Funny VAR Christmas Card – “Confirmed: You’re Getting Socks Again!” – Football Joke Xmas Card

Punk Cards

£3.99

Make Christmas even funnier for the football fan in your life with this hilarious VAR-themed Christmas card. Designed in bold festive red with snowflakes and a cheeky football twist, this card reads: “VAR Checking… Confirmed: You’re Getting Socks Again!” Perfect for footy lovers, banter kings, mates, family members, or anyone who’s sick of opening socks every Christmas. Printed on premium quality card and delivered with a white envelope, it’s guaranteed to raise a smile — even if the present isn’t a surprise!

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