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Funny Valentine’s Day Card – I Gently Slide Her Panties To The Side So That I Could Fit The Rest Of Her Socks In The Drawer

Funny Valentine’s Day Card – I Gently Slide Her Panties To The Side So That I Could Fit The Rest Of Her Socks In The Drawer

Punk Cards

£3.99

This funny Valentine's Day card reads: 'I Gently Slide Her Panties To The Side So That I Could Fit The Rest Of Her Socks In The Drawer'. Perfect for partners who love humour, cheeky messages and a light‑hearted Valentines surprise. Printed on premium card with a bold red envelope.

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