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Funny Valentine’s Day Card – 14 000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You... Well You’re Reading This Card Trust Me I’m Not Happy About It Either

Funny Valentine’s Day Card – 14 000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You... Well You’re Reading This Card Trust Me I’m Not Happy About It Either

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£3.99

This funny Valentine's Day card reads: '14 000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You... Well You’re Reading This Card Trust Me I’m Not Happy About It Either'. Perfect for partners who love humour, cheeky messages and a light‑hearted Valentines surprise. Printed on premium card with a bold red envelope.

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The part other shops don't tell you. Three separate questions, kept separate on purpose, each with its source.