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Keir Starmer Dog Toy

Keir Starmer Dog Toy

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£17.99

Our current UK Prime Minister, parody Keir Starmer dog toy, with a real-life looking silver quiff of hair. Parody Keir dog toy, in a vibrantly printed smart lawyer's suit, and complete with rosy cheeks. Chew toy Keir has a fabulous silver quiff made from plush fabric ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Designed in the UK 100% unofficial, and unendorsed parody toys. Toys tested to child safety standards in EU – see FAQs for more details. Made from a strong poly-canvas material and stuffed with polyester. Designed to be durable. Th

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