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Smile If Your Horny Patch Iron On (8 x 10cm)

Smile If Your Horny Patch Iron On (8 x 10cm)

Panda Loco

£3.49

Break the ice with this cheeky "Smile If You're Horny" patch! Measuring a bold 8 x 10cm, this conversation-starting iron-on transforms ordinary jackets, bags, and jeans into walking ice-breakers. No pickup lines needed—just apply with heat and watch your everyday items become instant attention-grabbers! Perfect for parties, festivals, or whenever you're feeling particularly mischievous. Warning: may cause spontaneous grins from strangers, unexpected winks, and an irresistible urge to check if anyone around you is suddenly smiling a lot more than usual! ✅ Size: 8 x 10cm (Approximately) 👕 Iron

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