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This Jumper Sucks – Funny Christmas Jumper

This Jumper Sucks – Funny Christmas Jumper

Modaz

£29.99

This jumper sucks... but I swallow. A Christmas jumper with absolutely no intention of behaving itself. Featuring a festive Christmas tree and snowflake design with the cheeky “This Jumper Sucks But I Swallow” slogan front and centre. Made from soft 280gsm brushed-back fleece with a comfortable regular unisex fit. Adult unisex regular fit Soft brushed-back fleece 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Midweight 280gsm fabric Ribbed collar, cuffs waistband Sizes S–5XL BCI Cotton GRS Recycled Polyester Festive. Filthy. Definitely not for Grandma. The naughty list never looked so good.

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