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Bastard Features Stick Figure Tee

Bastard Features Stick Figure Tee

Modaz

£16.99

Bastard Features Tee You know you’ve made some questionable life choices when your mum appears at the back door in her dressing gown, wooden spoon in hand, ready to deliver the morning verdict. Featuring the iconic “Madness No Lies” ironing scene and the words, “Well look at that, it’s bastard features himself.” Comfortable, brilliantly rude and painfully relatable, it’s the perfect tee for loveable troublemakers, family disappointments and anyone whose mum has completely run out of patience. Unisex Regular Fit 100% Cotton Crew Neck Design Sizes S–4XL High-Quality DTF Print OEKO-TEX® 100 Certi

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