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Happy Birthday Arse Wipe | Funny Gift | Handmade Soy Candle | 40 Hour Burn

Happy Birthday Arse Wipe | Funny Gift | Handmade Soy Candle | 40 Hour Burn

Lollyrocket

£10

Looking for a birthday gift that's guaranteed to get a laugh? Our hand-poured soy wax 'Happy Birthday Arsewipe' candle is the perfect choice for friends, siblings, work mates or anyone who appreciates unapologetically British humour. Equal parts rude and hilarious, it's a birthday card and gift rolled into one This candle is part of our bestselling British Humour Birthday collection. Choose from a whole range of hilarious birthday insults and cheeky phrases using the dropdown menu. Whether your favourite person is an Arsewipe, Slag, Shit Breath, Rug Muncher or something equally questionable, w

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